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Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

October 15, 2011  – Charlotte Motor Speedway

Before getting into any discussion of this weekend’s NASCAR action, I would be very remiss if I did not take a moment to mention the death of Dan Wheldon during the IndyCar season finale at Las Vegas…

You may wonder why I’m doing so in a “NASCAR” column.  Let me explain:  I am not only a fan of NASCAR but of many forms of motorsports.  I have the deepest respect for the people involved and particularly for the drivers who strap themselves into the seat and press the accelerator.  They do it because they love it and, despite the inherent risks, there is nothing else they would rather do for a living.

Racing is a risky pursuit.  On Sunday, we were reminded of just how much this is true.

Enormous gains have been made in all forms of racing to assure driver safety.  Unfortunately, open wheel racing still has two glaring areas for improvement:  The prevention of the “launch” effect of one car overrunning another and the exposure of the driver (particularly the head) in the open cockpit.

Wheldon’s crash was far too reminiscent of the 1996 accident that claimed the life of Jeff Krosnoff and the 1999 wreck that killed Greg Moore.  All three flew into barriers making contact with the vulnerable topside first; Krosnoff and Moore were killed instantly and speculation exists that Wheldon was also dead before being removed from the car.

Both Wheldon and Krosnoff made contact with the catch fencing above the normal walls/barriers intended to absorb the initial impact of an out of control race car.  In Krosnoff’s case, his helmet struck a light pole on the opposite side of the fence.  It would not surprise me if something similar did not happen to Wheldon, as reports indicate that the upper part of his car, including the roll loop, were ripped off by the fence.  The official cause of death was blunt force head trauma.

Catch fences at race tracks are intended to do one thing:  Protect the spectators and others outside the track.  They are designed to catch a speeding race car and assure that it does not pass through.  They are generally very successful in performing their jobs, although debris can still pass beyond them and result in injuries.  Anyone who has ever seen a race car get up into a catch fence also knows just how destructive they are to the vehicles involved, ripping and shredding them apart and frequently sending them into even more violent tumbles.  Perhaps it’s time to improve on that design so that an increased degree of driver safety can also be built into them.

Dan Wheldon had dedicated much of this season to working with the IndyCar series as the test driver for new chassis being designed for next year.  As a driver, he provided invaluable feedback to the performance and safety of the new car, the results of which he will leave behind as a fitting legacy.  Sadly, Wheldon will never see the finished vehicle in competition, nor will he ever have the opportunity to take a checkered flag in it…

Dan Wheldon was 33 years old.  His engaging personality and charm endeared Dan to all those who encountered him.  For those who followed his career, Dave Despain and Robin Miller said it best in stating that Dan was an Englishman who came here and truly lived the American dream.  Left behind are his wife, Susie, two young sons, Sebastian and Oliver, his parents and siblings, friends, fans and the entire worldwide racing community.  My thoughts and prayers go out to all those affected by this loss.

Godspeed, Daniel Clive Wheldon; you will be missed.

 

That said, I have little enthusiasm left to pour over the details of NASCAR’s race Saturday night…  Suffice it to say that not much of interest occurred until the later laps of the race – again.  I actually found myself longing for the days when television coverage of races was limited to a highlight reel aired as filler material by the networks.

The scariest moment of the night was Jimmie Johnson’s violent, high-speed impact with the wall.  After losing control while trying to pass Ryan Newman on lap 317, Johnson’s car careened hard right, making contact at about a 45-degree angle with the right front corner.  The force of the impact lifted the entire car off the track and sent a ripple of energy along the SAFER barrier, which helped spare Johnson from serious injury.

Relegated to a 34th place finish, Johnson now faces an uphill battle if he is to win a sixth straight title.  Never count Johnson and crew chief Chad Knaus out of the running – if anyone can manage this sort of comeback, they’re the ones to do it.  However, you have to wonder if this is the year the luck runs out and the streak is broken…

Making a strong showing as of late and gaining the attention of the analysts, Matt Kenseth managed to hold off Kyle Busch for the last 25 laps to take the win.

Rounding out the top ten finishers at Charlotte were:  Carl Edwards, Kasey Kahne, Marcos Ambrose, Kevin Harvick, A.J. Allmendinger, Tony Stewart, Denny Hamlin and Ryan Newman.  The remaining Chase drivers finished as follows:  Kurt Busch – 13th, Brad Keselowski –16th, Dale Earnhardt Jr. – 19th, Jeff Gordon – 21st and Jimmie Johnson – 34th.

Carl Edwards’ third place finish was just enough to maintain a five-point lead in the Championship Chase.  Here are the championship points standings at the half-way point:

 

1.       Carl Edwards, (2203 points)

2.       Kevin Harvick, (2198 points,-5)

3.       Matt Kenseth, (2196 points,-7)

4.       Kyle Busch, (2185 points,-18)

5.       Tony Stewart, (2179 points,-24)

6.       Brad Keselowski, (2178 points,-25)

7.       Kurt Busch, (2176 points,-27)

8.       Jimmie Johnson, (2168 points,-35)

9.       Dale Earnhardt Jr., (2143 points,-60)

10.   Ryan Newman, (2142 points,-61)

11.   Jeff Gordon, (2137 points,-66)

12.   Denny Hamlin, (2117 points,-86)

 

Next: The last five races of the season kick off this weekend at Talladega Superspeedway!

 

Racing the Track

Thursday, October 13th, 2011
October 9, 2011  - Kansas Speedway

Drivers regularly refer to particular races or venues as a time that they have to “race the track” and take what it will give them.  This typically means that either something about the track makes it a bigger challenge than the other 42 cars out there racing — or that their car isn’t good enough to challenge the others and they have no other strategy…  Unfortunately, neither scenario makes for particularly good racing.

Heading into the fourth Chase race at Kansas Speedway, almost every driver interview made some reference to the aging track surface and problems racing over its disruptive seams.  When drivers are too busy looking for the best place to run on the track and trying their best to avoid those seams, you can’t expect them to spend a lot of energy on each other.

And so it went…  The Kansas race became another one of those “follow-the-leader” affairs where passing was done primarily in the pits and on mystery-debris caution restarts.  Occasionally a driver would get his car moving forward and motor around to gain a few positions but most of those amounted to uncontested wave-arounds.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:  NASCAR is ruining their races with stupid cautions.  Balls of tape or water bottle are NOT debris – watch other forms of racing.  I’ve seen sports car races where entire fenders have been left on the track without a caution because it was out of the primary racing groove.  Again, don’t get me wrong:  I support everything that can be done to enhance safety but NASCAR has gotten entirely too trigger-happy when it comes to throwing the yellow flag.  How many times have we seen the caution thrown because a car slides or spins and keeps going?  You can bet on debris cautions coinciding with imminent green flag pit stops at least a couple of times per race.

Back to Kansas:  The Chasers were scattered throughout the top 30 qualifiers to start the race and most of them found their way toward the front at various points during the race.  The bad break of the day fell upon Jeff Gordon, who was unable to nurse an expiring engine to the finish after spending most of the day running in the top five.  Gordon’s late lap detonation led to a Green-White-Checkered finish.  A few cars pitted during that last caution for tires but I have to continue to ask “Why?!” as track position is sacrificed for TWO green laps on newer rubber (which doesn’t even have time to warm up).

Even the G-W-C restart was anticlimactic, with Jimmie Johnson running away from the field to win by over half of a second.  Kasey Kahne was charging hard but could only manage a (very respectable) second place finish.

Luckily, Cup teams can now say “Adios!” to the worn, decade-old racing surface; the next time they visit, Kansas will be sporting a reconfigured and resurfaced look after an off-season makeover.

Clint Bowyer garnered his fair share of headlines last week at his home track with the formal announcement that he will be driving a third Cup car for Michael Waltrip Racing next year.  I may be proven very wrong on this but I just don’t see Bowyer as a top-tier driver to be coveted by any Cup team…  If he was, you can bet your boots that Richard Childress wouldn’t have given him his walking papers.  Unfortunately, I expect that Bowyer won’t be the guy to elevate MWR’s game to The Chase and you will see all three of their cars mid-pack in the points standings next season.

Rounding out the top ten finishers at Kansas were:  Brad Keselowski, Matt Kenseth, Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick, Clint Bowyer, Greg Biffle, Marcos Ambrose and Mark Martin.  With the exception of Gordon, the remaining Chase drivers all managed to finish inside the top 20:  Kyle Busch – 11th, Kurt Busch – 13th, , Dale Earnhardt Jr. – 14th , Tony Stewart – 15th, Denny Hamlin – 16th, Ryan Newman – 18th and Jeff Gordon – 34th.

Carl Edwards fought an ill-handling car all day but managed yet another top five finish and took the Championship lead by a single point.  Here are your championship points standings after 4 races:

1.      Carl Edwards, (2161 points)
2.      Kevin Harvick, (2160 points,-1)
3.      Jimmie Johnson, (2157 points,-4)
4.      Brad Keselowski, (2150 points,-11)
5.      Matt Kenseth, (2149 points,-12)
6.      Kurt Busch, (2145 points,-16)
7.      Tony Stewart, (2142 points,-19)
8.      Kyle Busch, (2141 points,-20)
9.      Dale Earnhardt Jr., (2118 points,-43)
10.     Jeff Gordon, (2114 points,-47)
11.     Ryan Newman, (2107 points,-54)
12.     Denny Hamlin, (2082 points,-79)

Next:  Now it’s back for some home cookin’ and Round 5 at Charlotte Motor Speedway!

 

Fighting the Monster

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011
Three races into NASCAR’s Sprint Cup series Chase for the Championship and the points standings continue to churn like lunch from a roaming taco truck…

After starting The Chase with back-to-back wins, Tony Stewart was looking much less like “Tony the Tiger” by the end of the day at Dover International Speedway (aka, “The Monster Mile”).  The championship contenders started the day fairly evenly distributed throughout the field but Stewart (starting 27th) found himself next-to-last among his fellow Chasers, with only Jeff Gordon (34th) having a worse qualifying run.  When the checkered flag waved, Tony would find himself finishing last among The Chase drivers in 25th place.

As The Monster chewed up tires, the racing conditions were constantly changing; throw in chilly temperatures with several periods of light rain and nobody knew what to expect.  For some drivers, two tire stops worked at times and didn’t at others…  The only thing teams could count on was the unpredictability of the track.

Dover isn’t called “The Monster Mile” for nothing; as I’ve mentioned before, tracks earn their nicknames.  The racing surface is an abrasive and unforgiving concrete surface and drivers experience incredible G-forces going through the corners.  How hard is it on the cars?  Suspension parts are heavily abused from the green flag – just ask Dale Earnhardt Jr., who broke a front sway bar arm just a few laps into the race.  Unfortunately, that repair and another unscheduled stop for a loose wheel relegated Junior to a 24th place finish, two laps down.

In the end, it came down to those two old buddies, Kurt Busch and Jimmie Johnson fighting it out (cleanly this time) through a couple of late restarts.  Busch handily pulled away each time and won his first race at Dover.  The win earned Kurt enough points to jump from ninth to third in the Championship Chase.

Again, you generally need help (or a dominant car) to have a really good luck in these Chase races.  Unfortunately, you can quickly turn things bad all by yourself:  Carl Edwards seemed to have the winning car until a pit road speeding violation – his first of the Cup season – knocked him from running fourth back to 28th place.  Edwards charged back to finish third and was narrowing the gap to the front two cars as the laps ran out.  Even though Carl said that he would “think about that one on the trip home”, he managed to assume the points lead (in a tie with Kevin Harvick).

Rounding out the top ten finishers at Dover were:  Kasey Kahne, Matt Kenseth, Kyle Busch, A.J. Allmendinger, Clint Bowyer, Marcos Ambrose and Kevin Harvick.  Among the other drivers in The Chase, Jeff Gordon finished 12th, Denny Hamlin – 18th, Brad Keselowski – 20th, Ryan Newman – 23rd, Dale Earnhardt Jr. – 24th and Tony Stewart – 25th.

With more shake-ups likely, here are your championship points standings after 3 races:

1.      Carl Edwards, (2122 points)
2.      Kevin Harvick, (2122 points,0)
3.      Kurt Busch, (2113 points,-9)
4.      Tony Stewart, (2113 points,-9)
5.      Jimmie Johnson, (2109 points,-13)
6.      Matt Kenseth, (2108 points,-14)
7.      Brad Keselowski, (2108 points,-14)
8.      Kyle Busch, (2107 points,-15)
9.      Jeff Gordon, (2103 points,-19)
10.     Dale Earnhardt Jr., (2088 points,-34)
11.     Ryan Newman, (2081 points,-41)
12.     Denny Hamlin, (2054 points,-68)

Next:  Over to Kansas Speedway for Round 4!

 

Feeling a Bit Fuelish

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011
Once again, weather and technology prevented me from being able to watch the race live – yet another rain-out kept the NASCAR caravan at Joliet overnight so that the race could be run on Monday.  A power outage and forgetful DVR prevented me from being able to watch the race until it was replayed later in the week (thanks, Speed TV!).

Oh but for a gallon of gas…  A long green flag run to end the race pretty much caused everything that happened in the first 217 laps to be for naught – the Chasers were mostly having a good day (save for Denny Hamlin’s very long day struggling a lap down with a vibration and flat tire).  Everyone was chasing the track conditions, as it seemed that all of the cars went from good to bad and back (or vice-versa) during the course of the race.

Going back to green on lap 218, the crew chiefs knew that they would have to start managing fuel for a potential green flag run to the finish.  Radio chatter included talk of being 5 or 6 laps short to guessing that they were going to be really close but nobody seemed too confident about their predictions.  Ultimately there were cars all over the track, diving to the apron as they ran out of fuel during the last two laps.  Those coming up dry at the end of the race included five of the twelve Chasers and four of the top six cars in the race!

Needless to say, there were plenty of losers but very few winners when things play out that way.  Eleven of the Chasers changed their points position.  Besides Hamlin’s bad day those who ran out of fuel, the hardest points hit occurred after the race, when Matt Kenseth was penalized from his eighth finishing position back to the last car on the lead lap (21st) due to an unfortunate – and unwelcomed – illegal, last lap push from J.J. Yeley.  Noteworthy, however, is that the penalty probably was no worse than Kenseth would have finished anyway and may have been slightly better (depending on whether he could have coasted to the finish and remain on the lead lap).

Surprising perhaps everyone except for his team, Tony Stewart reminded the Chasers that he is a former champion who still has the spark to get to the front and win.  Despite being pretty negative about his championship chances for the weeks leading up to The Chase, Stewart looked strong motoring his way from his 26th place starting position.  Stewart led four times (for 35 total laps) before taking the checkered flag.

Kevin Harvick was also able to stretch his fuel to the finish and came in second to Stewart.  Showing a very strong car before having to conserve fuel, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. worked his way up to seventh and then inherited a third place finish when those in front of him began to run dry.

Rounding out the top ten finishers at Chicagoland were:  Carl Edwards, Brad Keselowsk, Kurt Busch, Clint Bowyer, Ryan Newman, Mark Martin and Jimmie Johnson.

Nobody expected this type of finish to the first race in The Chase and certainly none of the race teams wanted this sort of upheaval.  Those dismissed as having no chance at the championship by the media suddenly found themselves in the thick of things and several of the anointed contenders were left to lick their wounds.

Particularly under the new points system, these early deficits will be hard to make up.  For all the talk of drivers in The Chase getting a “mulligan”, that is only wishful thinking.  A true mulligan is a “do-over” where one gets to throw away a bad turn at a game and try again.  In the NASCAR Championship Chase, teams can only dream of throwing out a bad result and replacing it with a better finish.

The reality of the scoring system is that you can’t win the championship in one race but you can certainly put yourself in a big hole to come back from – consistent performance is rewarded but making up for a bad day requires the help of others.  In short, your mulligan only comes about if everyone else in The Chase has at least one similarly poor finish.

After the crazy, mixed-up results from the first Chase race, here are your points standings:

1.      Kevin Harvick (2,054 points)
2.      Tony Stewart (2,047 points, -7)
3.      Carl Edwards (2,044 points, -10)
4.      Kurt Busch (2,043 points, -11)
5.      Dale Earnhardt Jr. (2,041 points, -13)
6.      Brad Keselowski (2,040 points, -14)
7.      Ryan Newman (2,040 points, -14)
8.      Jimmie Johnson (2,038 points, -16)
9.      Kyle Busch (2,035 points, -19)
10.     Matt Kenseth (2,030 points, -24)
11.     Jeff Gordon (2,029 points, -25)
12.     Denny Hamlin (2,013 points, -41)

Next:  Off to New Hampshire Motor Speedway for Round 2 of the NASCAR Sprint Cup championship!

 

“Hi, it’s me, I’m back. This is the Central Scrutinizer.”

Tuesday, September 20th, 2011

OK, very few people will get this obscure reference.  Don’t worry about it.

Funny how that happens when I’m behind and trying to catch up…  Look at it this way:  You’re getting a “two-fer”.

What can I say about that race at Richmond Saturday night?  I believe it had just about everything but Rickey Bobby stripping and running down the front stretch.  Dang, that was one heck of a race!

Teams with even the slightest chance of making The Chase were playing every angle to try to do so.  Teams already in the chase were ready to go to battle for another coveted win to boost their beginning Chase standing.  Everyone else wanted to make a statement that they’re not just “also-rans” by stealing the spotlight for a brief moment.

And it showed:  The race had a track record tying 15 cautions for a total of 85 laps.  Pretty much name a driver and they either hit something, were hit by someone else or had a night filled with narrow escapes.  Tempers flared.  Sheet metal was bent.  Crew chiefs earned every penny of their paychecks.

Hands down, the grittiest performance of the race – and Ugliest Car Award – have to go to Dale Earnhardt Jr.  Any of you who happened to be listening to Dale Jr.’s  radio during the race know that it was a far cry from the man you saw interviewed afterward.  The pressure and then relief of making The Chase were no more vividly illustrated than in Junior’s transition from profanity-filled rants to one happy fellow.  This type of race may have been just what Earnhardt needed going into The Chase – he must assume the underdog role and go out and take what he wants in order to be a factor.

The initial cause of Dale Jr.’s misery was Clint Bowyer’s lap eight drift into pole-sitter David Reutimann, which sent Bowyer into a sideways spin.  Had Bowyer held his brakes long enough for traffic to pass, the track-blocking logjam might not have been quite so bad.  Instead, he came rolling down into the middle of the track before stopping again and collected Earnhardt as a result.

Speaking of rolling downhill, Bowyer’s performance in the last two races before The Chase (he tangled with Juan Montoya and the wall at Atlanta before finishing 36th) may unfortunately be a sign of things to come…  While in contract negotiations with Richard Childress Racing, Bowyer indicated that he wanted to test the waters and see what interest he might garner from other teams.  Richard Petty Motorsports was apparently interested.  Now it would appear that Bowyer may not be welcome back at RCR and has been told to pursue other opportunities – except that RPM has backed away and apparently is no longer interested.  Hmmm…  Sounds like he may really get to find out his true worth on the open market.  Anyone willing to wager that Bowyer might be out of a full-time Cup ride next season?   Regardless, this is certainly a long way from Clint’s securing the final Chase position in last fall’s Richmond race.

The “Goober of the Race” award HAS to go to The Enforcer – you may know him as Mr. Five Whine – Jimmie Johnson.  After coming down onto Kurt Busch (who locked up his front tires in an effort to avoid Johnson) and making contact, Jimmie decided that (once again) he was not going to let Kurt get away with that sort of stuff…  So he went out and wrecked himself trying to spin Busch.  Funny, I don’t seem to remember the #3 doing it that way.

Kevin Harvick managed to take the lead from Jeff Gordon coming out of the pits under yellow with 15 laps to go, then held off a late charge by Carl Edwards for the win.  Gordon held on for third place.

Rounding out the top ten finishers at Richmond were:  David Ragan, Kurt Busch, Kyle Busch, Tony Steward, Ryan Newman, Denny Hamlin and Mark Martin.

Ultimately, the top twelve teams in points managed to all stay there, with Golden Tickets to The Chase being awarded to (in seeding order):  Kyle Busch, Kevin Harvick (tied with 4 wins each), Jeff Gordon, Matt Kenseth, Carl Edwards, Jimmie Johnson, Kurt Busch, Ryan Newman, Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Brad Keselowski and Denny Hamlin.  The reset points have only twelve markers separating the twelve contenders for the championship.

Next: It’s ON, baby!  The Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup championship is underway and you can expect things to get very serious when the boys line up to race at Chicagoland Speedway!

Bristol Motor Speedway – All tracks age

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
During the summer of 2007, the Bristol Motor Speedway changed forever.  Gone was the historic track of legendary battles between the giants of the sport.  I know that nothing ever stays the same but, in this case, decisions were made that were fully intended to change the way racing would take place there.

Old Bristol ranked among the legendary sports venues across the country.  Every race was a sellout, with the 160,000 seats filled with those who had often waited on lists for years to buy tickets.  The smallest track to host NASCAR’s three major series, there was nothing like it.  Over the years, it evolved and became the modern Coliseum where many entered to do battle but only one would emerge victorious.  Go back and watch videos from the old days; there was nothing like it!

All tracks age.  The racing surfaces wear and must be replaced.  Decisions are made regarding the materials used when resurfacing a track.  A new surface will race differently, tires will wear differently and adjustments must be made as the teams gain experience on the updated track.  All of those things are facts of life.

What bugs me about Bristol is that, along with being resurfaced, the track was reconfigured in 2007.  Four feet of additional width was added (some of which was reclaimed when SAFER barriers were later added) and the banking was dramatically changed.  In an effort to encourage and enable side-by-side racing (even three-wide racing), the banking was varied from the bottom of the track to the top.

While being marketed as the steepest banking in NASCAR at 36 degrees, race team measurements determined that the new surface was much closer to 26 degrees – and trust me, those 10 degrees make a huge difference when you’re setting up the suspension of your race car.  Where the mantra of Old Bristol set-ups was “How low can you go?” and the key to success was to go as fast as you could in the single, low racing groove, teams now had options.  Find the line your car was fastest and most comfortable running (preferably NOT where everyone else was going to be) and fine tune it.

The new surface granted what was asked of it:  Multiple racing grooves.  Three-wide racing at Bristol became a reality.  Drivers could now pick and choose their way around the track and passing became much easier.  And much less exciting.

Don’t get me wrong; I don’t watch NASCAR for spectacular crashes.  I love the hundreds of little things that determine the difference between winning or losing a race.  What Bristol lost in its reconfiguration was that it now had too many ways to win a race.  Team strategies became apples and oranges to each other, where Old Bristol had one path to the checkered flag.

What I really miss is seeing the finesse of racing Old Bristol.  Dale Earnhardt understood it and nobody did it better.  You might ask “He wrecked lots of people at Bristol.  Where’s the finesse in that?!”  Well yes, anybody could go out there and wreck lots of people.  However, look at all of the times when Earnhardt passed people without wrecking people, applying just the necessary amount of “bump” to move them up the track and dive under them.  There was a huge difference in Earnhardt doing what was needed to get past a car and Earnhardt doing what was needed to send a message (via the outer wall).  He had finesse – and a temper.  You don’t earn the nickname “The Intimidator” without the latter.

As far as Saturday night’s race went, I think that the fall race at Bristol is suffering from being too close to the beginning of NASCAR’s championship chase.  Most of the 500 laps were forgettable, again with the emphasis for the points leaders being on not hurting their positions and everyone else unwilling to take any big chances until the late laps.

The most noteworthy incident of the race was David Reutimann getting turned into the wall when he got on the wrong side of David Stremme’s temper.  There were a few well-executed “bump-n-run” passes but the finish ultimately came down to the stellar work by Brad Keselowski’s pit crew, who put Brad in the position to race Martin Truex Jr. for the win – Brad took care of the rest to take the checkered flag.

What more can you say about Keselowski and the #2 team?  They’re focused and have won races with a variety of strategies.  Many are saying that they are the team to watch as we head into the championship chase.  Meanwhile, Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson are tied in points at the top (Busch holds first place by virtue of more wins this season).  If they all keep this up, it could be a very interesting chase indeed.

Rounding out the top ten finishers at Bristol were:  Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Jamie McMurray, Matt Kenseth (who jumped from 5th to 3rd in the points standings), Denny Hamlin, Ryan Newman, Carl Edwards and Marcos Ambrose.

Next:  Back to Atlanta Motor Speedway with a million dollar bonus on the line for Kyle Busch, Brad Keselowski, Marcos Ambrose and Paul Menard.  If any of those four win, their team will receive the bonus with another million going to their favorite charity and yet another million for a fan.

 

Why I’m Sorry to See Danica Patrick Come to NASCAR

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011
It’s no secret that the girls in this house, particularly my oldest, love NASCAR. You might think that we would welcome the announcement that Danica Patrick will be racing full time in Nationwide and a part schedule for Sprint Cup. You would be wrong.

I know that as a novice fan I do not understand most of the ins and outs of this sport. I do know a few things though. A driver needs sponsorship money more than he needs skill. No money, no ride.

It appears to me that Danica Patrick acquired her backing the good old fashion way: she sold her body. Okay, she’s not hanging out in the red light district but those commercials are pornographic. They don’t celebrate women. They don’t respect women. They sell out to trashy fantasies. She has sold out to trashy fantasies.

I have no idea if she is any good as a driver. I doubt seriously if her sponsors care–at least not as much as they want her to bring traffic to their site. I do know she is going to bring a lot of baggage to the races with her. What guy is going to be able to treat her as just another driver when he can still see her in a racy photo spread? And how do I explain the references and innuendos to my impressionable girls?

Danica Patrick disgusts me because she is taking an opportunity which should be given to another woman–a woman who rose in the ranks as an exceptional driver, who showed up for races in driving shoes not stilettos. And she works against everything that women like me have tried to accomplish with their lives and all that we hope to inspire in our own daughters.

Danica, pack up your leather body suit and porno ads and drive home.

 

Restarts More Critical Than Ever

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

If “life is like a box of chocolates”, then the Sprint Cup series is like a box of those little hard-shelled chocolate bits so near and dear to Kyle Busch.  You ALWAYS know what you’re going to get, they just come in different colors (and some have nuts inside).

In this era of NASCAR’s micro-managing efforts to mandate parity among all race teams (I’ve even suggested that the “S” in NASCAR should be formally changed from “Stock” to “Spec”), many fans have said that much of the excitement has been taken from the races.  For the most part, I strongly agree with those sentiments:  Give the race teams enough freedom to experiment and innovate and be fair and consistent in enforcing breaches of the rules.

However, major changes in NASCAR’s rules and cars are highly unlikely to come about quickly.  Those teams who succeed are the ones who can make the most of what they’ve been given.

Queue Kyle Busch.  Watching him in all three of NASCAR’s top series, I feel pretty safe in saying that nobody in the sport consistently kills the competition on restarts they way Kyle does.  Just watch him on each restart during a race and count the number of positions he gains throughout the race.  Whether you like him or not, it’s a thing of beauty and something I’d love to see from other drivers.

Sunday at Michigan International Speedway, a green-white-checkered finished allowed Kyle the opportunity to showcase his skill as he used that last restart to blow away Jimmie Johnson.  Jimmie Johnson.  ”Mr. Five-Time”; a guy who does a pretty good job of making the best of his car on any given weekend.  Could this be the changing of the guard, especially with Kyle leading the championship points?  If it comes down to a late lap restart to determine the title, let’s just say that my money would be on Jimmie’s championship streak ending.

Unfortunately, much of the MIS race was forgettable – a few lead changes, no major incidents and a lot of single-file, high-speed parade laps.  Even my hotshot on-the-scene pit reporters said that the most interesting part of the day was the flurry of pre-race activity, during which they got to watch the EGR guys replace Montoya’s fuel filler connection.  They bailed and left to beat the traffic once Kyle began dominating the race.  The only thing they missed was the aforementioned last restart and jockeying in traffic with Mr. “8 Beers & Counting” who was sitting in their section.

So, just who warrants a shout out from the race?  Here’s my list:

·         Brad Keselowski.  Ran toward the front and finished in third place for his third top three finish in a row since breaking his ankle and getting the stuffing beat out of him at Road Atlanta.  Between Brad’s recent performance and Denny Hamlin’s post knee operation run at the championship last year, crew chiefs may start dropping banana peels around the drivers’ motor coaches.

·         Greg Biffle.  Snagged the pole, led 86 laps and definitely looked like the driver to beat Sunday.  Unfortunately, his car didn’t respond nearly as well in traffic and he finished 20th.

·         Steve Letarte.  Can you give a negative shout out?  With Dale Jr. running in the top ten, what on earth were you thinking bringing him into the pits for tires with just TWO laps to go – a call that cost him several positions at the finish?  Mr. Hendrick should demand an explanation for that one.

·         Last, but certainly never least, NASCAR Girl and her Mum who served as my first time ever on-the-scene pit reporters.  Congrats to the whole family, who attended their very first race and promised it won’t be their last!

The remainder of the top ten finishers were:  Mark Martin, Ryan Newman, Jeff Gordon, Kasey Kahne, Clint Bowyer, Tony Stewart and Matt Kenseth.  Both Denny Hamlin (wall contact, blown tire) and Carl Edwards (electrical problems) took hits in the championship chase, dropping to 14th and 4th in points respectively.

 

Next up: Just when tempers had a chance to cool a bit at MIS, it’s off to Bristol.  The August night air probably won’t be the only thing that’s hot before the night is over!

Temper Boys, Temper

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

My apologies for the late column; sometimes life gets in the way of our best laid plans – kind of like the rain that came on Sunday, delaying the start of the Watkins Glen race until Monday morning.

However, this was one race that was just too good to let pass by without a few comments!  I’ll just hit the high points at this late date so hopefully none of you are relying on this column for race results (if you are, then I’d really better start taking this whole thing a lot more seriously).

First of all, the entire week leading up to the race (as well as all pre-race shows) was consumed with the Jimmie Johnson-Kurt Busch dust-up from the race at Pocono.  Every time a microphone was in front of Jimmie’s face, he was puffing up and talking tough about Kurt and saying how he just wasn’t going to let Kurt “run his mouth.”  Really Jimmie?  Exactly what are you going to do about it if he does?  Tell you what:  Punch Kurt in the nose and then you can talk about it all you want.

I have had an increasing problem with Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus lately.  Not because of their success – which I have great respect for – but for the attitude they both seem to have.  Anytime another driver races Jimmie hard, he complains and whines like someone stole his pudding cup (hence, I will be calling him “Mr. Five-Whine” in the future).  The other aspect of this mentality is that Chad and Jimmie don’t seem to believe they have to play by the same rules as everyone else.

Case in point:  During practice at The Glen, NASCAR explicitly told all of the teams to make sure they had plenty of fuel before going out on the track because several drivers were attempting mock qualifying runs and they absolutely did not want anyone stopping on the track to interrupt practice.  Guess who promptly went out and ran out of gas because they were testing their fuel mileage?  Yep, there was the 48 sitting there bigger than anything, ruining qualifying runs for probably 10-15 teams.  I can’t believe Chad and Jimmie were able to keep straight faces while playing stupid and saying that the car had plenty of fuel in it…

OK, to the race now…  How cool was it to see Richard Petty Motorsports’ A.J. Allmendinger and Marcos Ambrose starting 2nd and 3rd respectively?

Sunday morning the weather was not looking promising at Watkins Glen; likewise for the IndyCar race scheduled at New Hampshire.  Note to NASCAR:  “Hurry up start” should mean more than cutting one warm-up lap.  NASCAR had the full pre-race show on TV and it started raining heavily before the race ever got started.  IndyCar gave the command to start engines within the first two minutes on the air and were able to run their race uninterrupted by the rains until the very end.  Hmmm…

Jump to Monday morning:  Nobody likes going to work on Monday morning, especially when that’s normally your day off.  NASCAR drivers are no exception – an extra day on the road and a compressed schedule for the next week.  Take all of that, throw them onto a road course and it could get ugly.  This time it did.  Very ugly.

It didn’t take long for tempers to flair as Kurt Busch, a lap down early due to a lap 4 spin, decided to knock leader A.J. Allmendinger out of his way in order to get his lap back on lap 9.  Allmendinger’s shot at the win were ruined and Busch’s day ended with a lap 49 crash.

The remainder of the race went as expected with the usual road course give and take, bump and run action.  Denny Hamlin suffered a brake failure that led to a horrifying head-on crash into the barrier.  Luckily, Hamlin was uninjured and walked away.

The most serious accident of the day occurred on the last lap of the race, as Boris Said made contact with the rear of David Ragan’s car.  Ragan was hooked into the outside guardrail, bounced across the track and collected David Reutimann on his way toward the inside guardrail, where both made hard contact.  Reutimann’s car then flipped, airborne all of the way back across the track and had another hard impact with the outside railing.

The crash also involved veteran road racer Ron Fellows, who described it as the hardest hit of his career.  Although winded and battered, none of the drivers were seriously injured and all were released from the infield care center.

Apparently that wasn’t quite enough for Said, as he made a beeline for Greg Biffle as soon as the race ended.  The two exchanged words and Boris threatened to find Biffle to finish settling the score.  I like Boris Said.  A lot of NASCAR drivers like Boris.  What we saw on the last lap of this race and afterward, I don’t like.

Practically lost in all of this, Marcos Ambrose out-dueled Kyle Busch and Brad Keselowski to earn his first Sprint Cup victory.  Considering that Marcos almost gave up on his NASCAR dreams to head back down under, I suspect that he is quite happy he stuck it out.  I know that I am – Ambrose seems to be one of those genuinely nice guys who loves what he does.

The finishing order behind Marcos Ambrose were:  Brad Keselowski, Kyle Busch, Martin Truex, Jr., Joey Logano, Kevin Harvick, Juan Pablo Montoya, A.J. Allmendinger, Jeff Burton and Jimmie Johnson.

After the race, several drivers reiterated the need for SAFER barriers at all tracks – and high-speed road courses like The Glen are no exception.  That was all too graphically pointed out during the race.  Let’s not wait until someone gets seriously hurt or killed before NASCAR requires them.

 

Next Up: Big track racing at Michigan!

Not All Corners Are Created Equal

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Most NASCAR fans realize the basic differences between the tracks but drivers and crew chiefs must break down each track corner by corner – understanding the subtle differences between the individual corners of a particular track can be the difference in critical tenths or hundredths of a second in lap times.

 

They don’t just call Pocono Raceway “The Tricky Triangle” because Geometry bogged down many a good high school student through the decades…  The differences between the three corners of this track are about as subtle as a Honey Badger with a chainsaw.  Remember when you had those little race car tracks as a kid?  The ones that have a spiffy oval or figure eight layout on the box?  Were you like me and “customized” them into shapes the manufacturer never intended, sometimes coming up with really interesting, car launching, results?  That’s Pocono.

 

Frequently grouped with other “tri-oval” tracks, Pocono is much more of a true triangle shape than an oval course with a bend in one straight.  With a superspeedway 2.5 mile length, Pocono’s corners are not highly banked (thus keeping speeds down enough to eliminate the need for restrictor plates).  Each of the three straights has a different length and each corner has a different radius and banking.  (Throw in a very bumpy tunnel turn and an aging track surface just to keep it interesting.)

 

Teams must decide where they want their cars to handle best and then find the right balance to get around the track quickly.  The corners are so sharp and the front straight so long that drivers shift up and down for the best acceleration and speed at Pocono – something very unusual for anything but road courses.  Crew chiefs and engineers earn their pay with all of the variables to consider here.

 

Saturday brought rain to the track; so much rain fell that the remainder of the Camping World Truck race and the entire ARCA series race had to be postponed until Sunday morning.  As green flag time approached for the Sprint Cup race, dark, low clouds hung ominously over the track but the radar did not show any rain in the immediate area.

 

However, the rains came again and resulted in a red flag at lap 124 (of 200 scheduled).  Knowing that it was imminent, the drivers jockeyed for position on the gamble that they would be finished once the race was stopped.  As the cars pulled to a stop, pole sitter Joey Logano held the lead with Joe Gibbs Racing teammates Denny Hamlin and Kyle Busch in 3rd and 4th, respectively.  Betting against everyone else, the two Penske cars pitted for fuel and tires just prior to the rain and parked in the 25th and 26th positions.

 

After approximately an hour and forty minute stoppage, the track was dried and racing resumed once again – although the threatening clouds lingered throughout the drying process, the sun eventually peeked out as the drivers got back on the track.

 

That big gamble by the Penske teams paid immediate dividends when everyone else pitted after the red flag, placing drivers Kurt Busch and Brad Keselowski at the front of the field where they stayed for the remainder of the race.  Keselowski, driving with a broken ankle, ailing back and too many sore spots to count (received just five days earlier in a testing crash at Road Atlanta), had the stronger car and took the win.  Kyle Busch slipped past his older brother for second place, while Kurt prevailed in a good old fashioned battle with Jimmie Johnson to hold onto third.  Jimmie was obviously displeased with Kurt and a heated discussion ensued on pit road, with Jimmie accusing Busch of darting toward him (although replays looked pretty clearly to me that Jimmie made a sharp cut toward Kurt and had nothing to complain about).

 

The remainder of the top ten finishers were:  Ryan Newman, Jeff Gordon, Carl Edwards, Greg Biffle, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Paul Menard.  By finishing ninth, Dale Jr. was able to gain a little bit of confidence that his position may hold up well enough for a spot in the championship chase.  The race had 23 lead changes among ten different drivers.

 

Soapbox Time: NASCAR really needs to step it up in demanding that tracks install SAFER (Steel and Foam Energy Reduction) barriers on every fixed wall that is exposed to the race track or pit lane.  Pocono still only has SAFER barriers through the corners.  This is a track where some of the most violent impacts have been seen in areas still lacking them.  Don’t say it’s too expensive; we’re talking about drivers’ lives here.  NASCAR needs to give tracks a firm deadline to install them or lose their races.

 

Soapbox Time (Bonus!): Let’s see some of those chatty NFL players who don’t think NASCAR drivers are “real athletes” crash hard enough to break bones and require airlifting to a hospital, then climb into one of these cars for a 500 mile race five days later – and WIN it.  No cast, no braces, not even an over the counter pain medication.  Just an oversized driving shoe to fit his swollen left foot and more guts than you can imagine… on a track that requires both feet to shift gears and feather the brake (on every corner) to boot.

 

 

Next up: Off to the road course at Watkins Glen International, where the drivers have to turn left AND right – and car set-up poses a whole other set of challenges!