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Indianapolis Motor Speedway – The Brickyard

Thursday, August 4th, 2011
July 31, 2011  - Indianapolis Motor Speedway

On April 14, 1993, NASCAR formally announced that it would race at the most hallowed track in America:  The Indianapolis Motor Speedway.  The “Brickyard” would host an annual 400-mile race for NASCAR’s top series beginning in 1994.  Few race tracks are known worldwide by a single word and “Indy” is arguably the greatest track this country has or will ever have.

In August of 1994, a new chapter in the rich and colorful history of Indy began.  NASCAR would begin adding the names of its greats alongside those who found glory racing the Indianapolis 500:  Earnhardt, Elliott, Jarrett, Rudd, Stewart, Johnson and, of course, NASCAR’s own four-time Indy winner, Jeff Gordon.  NASCAR’s annual race at Indy also affords yet another chance for Juan Pablo Montoya to stake his claim as the only driver to win both the Indy 500 and Brickyard 400.

Going back to the previous race at New Hampshire, this is another flat track – but on a much grander scale.  Everything at Indy is bigger and I’m not just talking about the physical size of the track:  The challenges, the rewards and the prestige.  Ask any driver and you’ll find that a win at Indy is very high on their wish list.  They will also tell you that it is one of the most difficult tracks to drive; not at all the usual oval or “tri-oval” shapes that they are used to running, Indy can best be described as a rounded rectangle.  The corners are sharp, flat and too far apart on the ends to be driven as a single, large arc.

At a track where Chevrolet has won two-thirds of the races, it was a little surprising to see pretty good parity in the top ten qualifiers with four Fords, three Chevys, two Dodges and one Toyota.  The start of the race began with some fairly aggressive maneuvering as drivers jockeyed for position, frequently going three-wide with the occasional (and ill-advised) four-wide on the vast Indy straights.

For those taking to the inside lane, the early laps of the race resembled a lawn mower demonstration as splitters began trimming the grass at the edge of the corners.  Just six laps into the race, engine overheating forced Trevor Bayne to make an unscheduled pit stop to get the grass cleared from his grille.  Several other drivers would have their pit strategies likewise disrupted as the grass was flying.

Clipping the grass was taken to a whole new level on lap 121 when Kurt Busch and others took to it in their efforts to avoid a spinning Landon Cassill (one of those ill-advised four-wide situations that developed when Matt Kenseth made a sweeping move to the inside of an already three-wide group).  OK, was I the only one who thought NASCAR was a bit slow to throw the yellow flag as multiple cars took to the grass and Cassill was sideways across the track with his driver’s side facing the oncoming traffic?  Just checking.

Which leads to something that continues to bug me:  On lap 113, Kyle Busch scrapes the wall and the caution immediately comes out.  No flat tires, no debris (that I saw); he just nailed the gas and continued on his way.  Why does this warrant a multi-lap caution period?  While I’m completely in favor of anything that can make the sport safer for all involved, NASCAR seems far too inconsistent in their criteria regarding cautions.  Just look at other forms of motorsports:  At Montreal, the IndyCar series had a significant green flag run while the endplate from someone’s wing (or something of similar size) was right in the middle of the track – BUT it was out of the racing groove and not deemed a significant enough threat to disrupt the race.  The same can generally be said for various forms of road racing.  NASCAR throws cautions for water bottles and balls of tape…

All right, one last poke at NASCAR’s officiating at Indy:  You know that little orange cone, the one who bravely stands guard all race, indicating the pit/no pit commitment line?  Well, Tony Stuart punted the little guy on lap 25 while trying to avoid contact with Kevin Harvick.  Under caution, track safety workers went out to check on him and place him back at his post.  As the worker was finishing placing the cone in its proper position, NASCAR opened the pits.  Thank goodness everyone was paying attention because right in the middle of where drivers like to cut hard to the right to fake coming into the pits, there’s a safety truck.  Did anyone at NASCAR consider keeping the pits closed just one more lap so that it would be clear of the area?!

The Junior Nation had reason to cheer as pit strategy helped Dale Jr. move up to the front to lead a few laps.  In all, thirteen different drivers led with 22 lead changes during the race.  Unfortunately, pit strategy and fuel mileage played havoc toward the end of the race, placing many who had run toward the front most of the day in the middle of the pack and making for a finishing order highly unrepresentative of the majority of the race.

However, it is hard to dislike Paul Menard getting his first Cup series win at a track that has such personal meaning to his family.  Jeff Gordon misses his fifth Brickyard 400 victory but comes in second.  The remainder of the top ten were:  Regan Smith, Jamie McMurray, Matt Kenseth, Tony Stewart, Greg Biffle, Mark Martin, Brad Keselowski and Kyle Busch.

Now it’s off to the “Tricky Triangle”, also known as Pocono Raceway!  See y’all next week!

 

Flat racing at New Hampshire Motor Speedway

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

July 17, 2011 – New Hampshire Motor Speedway

 

Flat track racing at New Hampshire Motor Speedway:  The drivers don’t like it; the cars don’t like it.  The fans?  When they decided to race, the action was old school, beatin’-n-bangin’, rubbin’s racin’ action and the dish of the day was Goodyear doughnuts.  When they didn’t?  Well, even the talking heads on TV pointed out that “everyone seems to have settled into their positions” and were content to stay there.  (That’s one of my “soapbox” items for another day…)

 

Drivers who excel on flat tracks are what I refer to as “car control” racers – generally guys with some experience on dirt and who can go fast in whatever they’re driving.  The racing groove will always be narrow when there is a lack of banking and the exit of every turn will be dicey.  NHMS only offers a variable 2-7 degree banking in its turns, the least of any track the Sprint Cup series runs (the exception being Pocono’s turn 3, which only has 6 degrees of banking).

 

Controlled aggression is the name of the game on these tracks – don’t wreck yourself and make judicious use of the bumping and banging.  That goes for brakes too, as Kyle Busch found when the bead on his right front tire melted and sent him hard into the outside wall.  The same thing apparently happened to Brad Keselowski as well.  Neither of these guys is exactly known for taking it easy on the equipment and now knows exactly what happens when that fine line is crossed.

 

As with most races, pit stops and restarting from cautions provided opportunities to gain (or lose) positions.  NASCAR made sure there were plenty, with several debris cautions mixed in with the more legitimate ones (for a total of ten cautions).  At one point late in the race, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. made reference to “magic debris” while talking with his crew.  (Yeah, we’ll be talking about that one in a later column too…)

 

Kudos to Goodyear for bringing a tire that stood up to A LOT of abuse at the hands of both the Nationwide and Sprint Cup drivers this weekend.  Generally speaking, the tires were excellent and the problems seen were well within reason.  Besides Busch and Keselowski’s incidents, Mark Martin lost a left rear tire, most likely the result of side-to-side contact with Clint Bowyer.  I’ve seen no reports of worse-than-usual blistering and was actually surprised that there weren’t more cut down tires and broken valve stems from all of the side-to-side contact.

 

Weird problems did abound during the race, as Jeff Gordon and others experienced electrical problems and Kasey Kahne found himself without a radio.  Jimmie Johnson’s crew missed a lug nut during a pit stop and Dale Earnhardt, Jr. received a “tire violation” penalty when one of his crewmen appeared to trip over the right rear tire (leaving it behind the car instead of getting it over to the pit wall).  Despite a number of problems on the track and in the pits, several drivers rallied to top ten finishes — including a few drivers involved in spins/accidents.

 

Ultimately, fourteen different drivers led during the race and the last portion became a fuel mileage gamble for several drivers.  Winner Ryan Newman radioed his crew that he’d run out of fuel right in the middle of his victory burnout.  Rounding out the top ten finishers were:  Tony Stewart, Denny Hamlin, Joey Logano, Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Bobby Labonte (getting it done for us old dudes!), Martin Truex, Jr., Marcos Ambrose, and Kurt Busch.

 

Juan Pablo Montoya wasn’t nearly as lucky, running out of fuel on the last lap to end his day on a sour note with a 30th place finish after having been assured that he was good to the end.  Montoya’s crew chief Brian Pattie badly estimated the 42’s fuel mileage but wasn’t alone as teammate Jamie McMurray also ran out of gas on lap 298.  Perhaps Earnhardt Ganassi Racing could use some new calculators — or a really smart 5th grader — to help them out…

 

This is an off week for the Sprint Cup series, so you kids go outside and do something.  Just don’t play in the traffic.

 

Howdy and welcome to my NASCAR blog!

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Howdy and welcome to my NASCAR blog!  Many thanks to the great folks at Perky Jerky for giving me this opportunity and for their support of our favorite sport.

 

So, just who the heck am I?  Basically, I am and always will be just a country boy who grew up on a farm on a dirt road three miles from the nearest town (population 700 or so at the time) in southeast Arkansas.  Although I’m long since removed from farm life, it will always be a huge part of who I am – as will my love of NASCAR.

 

From as far back as I can remember, I was always at my father’s side working on old Flathead Fords.  I’d pore over his various car magazines and the Indy 500 was pretty much a religious holiday for me.  As NASCAR began to gain some attention from the TV networks in the early 1970’s, I was immediately hooked…  Even though coverage was tape-delayed and edited down to just highlights, I was glued to the television whenever the opportunity presented itself.

 

Now, as I enter my fifth decade of following NASCAR, I’ve decided to start writing about it.  Like many of you, I’ve seen a lot of changes in the sport and I’m not always happy with the outcome.  I plan to use this blog to present my thoughts on the weekly happenings in NASCAR as seen from my perspective.  I’ll throw in a few broader opinions about the sport along the way too.

 

With my lovely wife and fellow NASCAR fanatic at my side (helping to keep me in check and contributing to the intellectual side of things), I’m ready to give this a go.  I certainly don’t expect all of you to agree with me but, hopefully, you’ll find this blog entertaining, informative and perhaps thought-provoking.  Heck, you may even chuckle every once and awhile…